Well, the votes are in, and the tally indicates that most people believe, in the contest of "Is Kevin drunker than a monkey?", that Kevin and the monkey are indistinguishable.
If you don't know where or whence the reference for this comparison originates, then I'll refer you to the modern drunkard magazine, described by wikipedia as "a sporadically released glossy color periodical ...based in Denver, Colorado...".
The pertinent article, entitled "The Zen of Drinking Alone", ejaculates the following paragraph of wisdom:
"Whiskey is the key that sets the monkey free, goes the old saw, and that monkey is your Id, your subconscious mind, the inner you. Instead of letting that monkey out in public, where he tends to go berserk (or so they tell you the next morning), set him loose in a calm room. A quiet place bare of predators and prey. Get to know him. You might be surprised. You might even start liking the little bastard."
Saturday, January 12, 2008
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