Disclaimer: If you're a MOM, you shouldn't read this!
In the spirit of this special season of crowds, foul weather, cursing, and the most time-honored of travel traditions - getting our rights and personages violated - I have ordered myself a few special x-mas gifts! Make your own bumper stickers from www.makestickers.com! But seriously, I am really tired of the airport theater and I will not tolerate this shit anymore.
Delta airlines will always have a special place in the hell of my heart for their inhumane and classless treatment of Laura and I during her recent family crisis. That's why I ordered TEN of these.
There are a million stories about the bullshit violation of rights, so I will spare you ours (and C.T.s). But I felt this was quite appropriate. (Only got 5 of these)
I just thought this one was kind of cute! Hey, 'tis the season to get fucked... by the TSA. I ordered 5 of these.
Laura asked me to lay off the profanity, so whatever...I got five of these babies!
And the best part is: I ain't even bullshittin'.
4 comments:
OH you know I gots to hear this story.
How special. I'm actually flying Delta when I come up there in three weeks.
there will be day soon where i will get cuffed and stuffed by the airport cops because of my verbally assaulting a tsa official.
if you could replace "delta" with "us airways" then i would take a couple of those.
You know my un-PC ass loves this shit!!!!!
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