A Night of Scintillating Conversation

Words were exchanged, tempers flared, jigs WERE danced....

When The Rod comes to town

Red Sox Tickets Arrived

You may or may not remember BKDM's rant about waiting all day to order Red Sox tickets, and how crazy all Red Sox fans are, but the fruits of our labor arrived today! Two pairs of tickets to April baseball games here in Boston, at Fenway Park, self-proclaimed "America's Most Beloved Ballpark."
I am giddy and did a dance when I opened the envelope. I've never seen a game at Fenway and I just pray I don't get all crazy and start crying or something.

Harpoon Brewery Tasting

If you've never had a harpoon beer, then you are missing out on one of the finest beers in America. Though the company could be much bigger, they only have one brewery in Boston and two in Vermont. They brew a limited amount each year, and are committed to a few core, quality products.
We visited their Boston brewery for the noon-o'clock tasting.







We left with a growler each (64 oz. container, which they will refill with fresh, amazing draft beer anytime for cheap!), one filled with their Winter Warmer product, which is a delicious beer mixed with nutmeg and cinnamon, and one filled with their Munich dark, a delicious dark German-style beer.

Here, a certain someone can be seen sporting not only the growler, but also the stylish growler koozie to keep your brew kool, and your hands free. This, along with the shamrock Boston sweatshirt, completes the Masshole look perfectly.

Happy Birthday, Hooker!

And by that I mean yesiamahooker, my little brother and one of my best friends. It's his birthday today and it is also Miss Dolly Parton's birthday, which is interesting, but I'm not sure what it even means.
Note: According to reference.com, here are the notable births today:

1736 - James Watt, Scottish inventor of the steam engine.
1807 - Robert E. Lee, American commander-in-chief of the Confederate armies.
1809 - Edgar Allan Poe, American poet, author.
1839 - Paul Cézanne, French painter.
1908 - Ish Kabibble (Merwyn Bogue), American comic singer.
1930 - Tippi Hedren, an American film actress.
1943 - Janis Joplin, American blues and pop singer.
1946 - Dolly Parton, American songwriter, singer.
1955 - Paul Rodriguez, Hispanic-American comedian.
1971 - yesiamahooker, Siobhan's brother.
1972 - Drea de Matteo, American actress.
1980 - Jenson Button, English Formula One driver.

Lil Brother Hooker and I have been pals ever since we were small fries, even though, if given half a chance, he will regale you with horror stories of the atrocities I visited upon him in our collective youth.
Next time you see him, ask him about his first broken nose. It involves me, a station wagon and The Collected Works of Mark Twain in hardback.
This is on Thanksgiving night. We may have been drinking. You be the judge.

It's True that I am Vexed by the Snow

But it surely is pretty as long as I don't have to be out in it. This is the view from my office.

p.s. by BKDM - El Dub needs the French Toast alert

El Dub No Like the Snow

El Dub does not like-a the snow. It confuses and bewilders her...





Especially when it covers big things like cars...








Why is she in the middle of the road? And what is that gesture she makes toward the camera?

Airline bumper stickers follow-up

I started to get suspicious when no airline bumper stickers showed up, so I decided to email the company. Here is their response:

James-
Thank you for your email. We actually emailed you on 12/16 [editor note by bkdm: my records indicate no such email] to let you know that our policy is that we will not force our employees to print materials they find offensive. We don't print the 'F' word, but we will print 'F**k'. Let us know if you want us to print modified designs. Your credit card has not been charged.

Thanks,
Mick/Graphicsland

I opted to go ahead and order the friendlier versions. I think they still get my message across.

The Votes Are In

Well, the votes are in, and the tally indicates that most people believe, in the contest of "Is Kevin drunker than a monkey?", that Kevin and the monkey are indistinguishable.

If you don't know where or whence the reference for this comparison originates, then I'll refer you to the modern drunkard magazine, described by wikipedia as "a sporadically released glossy color periodical ...based in Denver, Colorado...".

The pertinent article, entitled "The Zen of Drinking Alone", ejaculates the following paragraph of wisdom:

"Whiskey is the key that sets the monkey free, goes the old saw, and that monkey is your Id, your subconscious mind, the inner you. Instead of letting that monkey out in public, where he tends to go berserk (or so they tell you the next morning), set him loose in a calm room. A quiet place bare of predators and prey. Get to know him. You might be surprised. You might even start liking the little bastard."

One More Pic from Kevin's Visit

Because I can't resist, here is my beloved just about to slaughter this lobstah at the No Name Restaurant on the Pier. We had the best waiter ever and tons of delicious seafood, all overseen by a really aggressive and seemingly-hungry gull. I sure am glad there was a pane of glass between us.
All of you should know that if you come to visit, we will be going back for this festival of once-swimming treats.

Tour of Downtown Denver

My friend Jody has been doing a lot of these lately, but this one I especially liked. It reminds me of that town snuggled at the base of the Rockies.

funny blog

check out http://tackychristmasyards.com/ for a cheap laugh.

pizza

This is your friend young Kevin reporting from the Barkley-Wood residence at nearly midnight. Things have gotten a little out of hand here.

We ordered pizza from Pizzeria Regina's (a most amazing pizzeria) and then BKDM and I walked over there (jumping a fence to get there, and back, bad idea jeans) to pick up it. Inevitably, we ended up at their bar and shots of SoCo and Lime and other such things ensued.


:::editor's note to readers: Jim just saved you three paragraphs of reading superfluous text. Sorry Kevin:::

make sure you see this link to the Washington Post about top theater of 2007 (spoiler: Kevin's play is no. 3)

Final nip of the evening

Kevin is sad because the redskins lost. Laura is happy to comfort her friend. Jim has mixed emotions about the carbomb rules in boston.

Salty dog bar and grille

9.04pm and we are at fanueil hall having oysters, surge-powered guinness, and a salty dog at the salty dog.

Is It You?

This was my fortune at lunch with young kevin and laura. Is it you?

Drunk as a monkey? You decide

Kevin and I did manage to hit a number of great hotspots including, in this order,
the Hub Pub (click here to see "Friday night in Boston" post),
Jillian's,
a really cool piano bar out by fenway,
the Pour House (editor's note: there's a Pour House in every major city),
Whiskey River,
Tam's (never order shots of SoCo-lime here),
Karaoke in the theater district,
and finally the Rattlesnake where we went with TheDistrict (click here to see "What-a-fun-time-but-I-might-be-dead, or Jay's visit, day 2" post).
Also, if any of you were wondering, there is no such thing as ranch dressing bukake. It does not exist.

On the town with kevin

THAT'S A CORONA?!

Little Jeffy tour of Boston

Also, if you've ever seen family circus, here is a "little Jeffy" version of Kevin's tour through Boston on Friday while the adults were at work. Done properly, it should be peppered with such quips as:

"The aquarium is too expensive"

"I saw a really fat squirrel here"

etc.

If you don't know Kevin, he's an actor, and if you saw Kevin in that Irish show he performed, "Scenes From the Big Picture" showing a teeming portrait of Belfast life then you are lucky, because you saw the Washington Posts 3rd best of 2007 Theater performance.