The MBTA, Massachsetts' public transit authority, has started a new campaign warning riders not to engage in unwanted (paging Hector) frottage on Boston's subways. The tag line is "Rub against me and I'll expose you."
Frankly, T cars are so old and dirty that I'm usually more afraid of getting Hep C from the trash and possible human waste on the floor than of getting fondled by some Masshole.
How about a new campaign, "Stop throwing your shit (literally?) on the ground or I'll expose you..."
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"Rub against me and I'll expose you" ?? Poor choice of words if they want perverts to NOT rub....
i would like to comment but everything that comes to mind is too dirty...even for me.
interwebs you are missing some good material because of self-restraint
Awesome post! That one cracked me up :)
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