The MBTA, Massachsetts' public transit authority, has started a new campaign warning riders not to engage in unwanted (paging Hector) frottage on Boston's subways. The tag line is "Rub against me and I'll expose you."
Frankly, T cars are so old and dirty that I'm usually more afraid of getting Hep C from the trash and possible human waste on the floor than of getting fondled by some Masshole.
How about a new campaign, "Stop throwing your shit (literally?) on the ground or I'll expose you..."
"Rub against me and I'll expose you" ?? Poor choice of words if they want perverts to NOT rub....
ReplyDeletei would like to comment but everything that comes to mind is too dirty...even for me.
ReplyDeleteinterwebs you are missing some good material because of self-restraint
Awesome post! That one cracked me up :)
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